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Cerebral Valley β Week of March 23rd π
Gemini 3 Singapore recap is in and Balaji Srinivasan himself judged the finale. Plus: we just announced the RAISE Hackathon in Paris this July. π«π· Catch the latest AI events, news and open roles...

Weβre thrilled to announce our partnership with RAISE Summit 2026 for the official RAISE Hackathon - July 4-5 in Paris π«π·
Plus, recap Gemini 3 Singapore - our fourth and final stop with Google DeepMind, featuring Balaji Srinivasan himself as a final-round judge!
You Mightβve Missed
Humanoid Atlas: the Bloomberg Terminal for humanoids β @JulianSaks launched a full supply chain database for the humanoid robotics industry β every OEM, supplier, and dependency mapped at humanoids.fyi. 229K views and 1.2K likes. The robotics infra layer is getting built.
OpenAI's "Parameter Golf" challenge β $1M in compute up for grabs β @willdepue (OpenAI) announced a new open challenge inspired by NanoGPT Speedrun: train the best model under extreme parameter limits. OpenAI is covering $1M of compute. Great entry point for aspiring ML engineers.
BioReason-Pro: the first reasoning model for protein function β @adibvafa introduces a model that can reason about what proteins do, not just predict structure. "Proteins can now talk." 162K views, 1.5K likes. AI x bio keeps accelerating.
Shaun Maguire: "xAI will win" β Sequoia's @shaunmmaguire published a long-form article arguing xAI is being underestimated. Covers Elon's AI history from AlexNet to OpenAI's founding, Colossus compute buildout, SpaceX synergies (Starlink cash flow, space compute), Terafab, and Optimus. 228K views, 1.5K likes.
The AlexNet moment in RAG: MaxSim is a submodular norm β @IgorCarron (LightOn CEO) published a deep technical article making the case that ColBERT's MaxSim scoring is fundamentally the right mathematical structure for retrieval β a 149M-param model leading the hardest RAG benchmarks in the world. Dense single-vector retrieval is the wrong abstraction.
$1M+ spent on tech launches β here's the full playbook β @MitcheIl broke down his 6-step system for engineering viral product launches on X: data-backed video hooks, strategic influencer selection via SimClusters, hand-written influencer copy, network activation, giveaways, and real-time "War Room" tracking. 610K views, 3K bookmarks.
"Tail your server logs, paste into Claude, say pls fix" β @yongfook with the most practical AI tip of the week: filter server requests >500ms, copy paste into Claude, instantly faster app. 79K views. Simple and it works.
Terranova: robots that terraform cities out of flood zones β @neevefrat spotlights Terranova (SF), which builds mobile ground-pumping robots that lift entire sites out of flood zones in 2-8 weeks β a fraction of the cost of levees and seawalls. 20% of US urban land is sinking and flood defense hasn't innovated in nearly a century.
Visualizing Curiosity's entire Mars journey since 2012 β @laurentdelrey built rovers.land to map every step and image from Curiosity's 12+ years on Mars. Beautiful interactive visualization. 50K views, 982 likes.
Chinese Shahed-136 drone production β the bigger picture β @DanielR33187703 threads on a viral video showing Chinese production of Shahed-136 drones, arguing the real story isn't one company but the broader supply chain dynamics. 108K views. Defense tech angle.
Open Jobs
Looking to hire the best talent? Reach out to [email protected] for job placement inquiries.
Agent Engineer at AI Media Startup (SF)
- Building: Agentic media production platform, βLovable for creativesβ
- About: Well-funded preseed β’ Small but elite team of <5 β’ Founded by founder of Soundcloud and Dance β’ Founded raised $500m+ for previous companies
- Ideal candidate: Demonstrated experience in using LLMs in production & to build quickly β’ 4+ years of experience in professional software engineering at early stage startups β’ Hungry engineers willing to grind in-office with the team
AI Product Engineer at Agent Reliability Research Lab (SF)
- Building: Research lab building products for last-mile agent reliability & improvement
- About: $30m+ raised in just last 5 months, including Lightspeed β’ Team of <20 shipping like theyβre 50+ headcount β’ Clients include Rogo, Delve, Propel, Clado
- Ideal candidate: Intense engineer with 2+ years of experience β’ Able to work hard, play hard with the team in-office β’ Strong quality taste in software β’ LLM native, and obsessively trying the latest and greatest tools
Founding Engineer at Online Psychiatry Startup (SF)
- Building: Easy access to online psychiatric help & medication, with an in-house clinic
- About: YC-backed β’ $7M+ total raised β’ $3M ARR β’ Top provider of affordable patient-first care β’ Agentic booking & care software serving 2,000+ patients to date
- Ideal candidate: Highly proficient in typescript β’ Have owned 0 to 1 engineering at a past startup β’ You view LLMs as colleagues, using multiple agents in parallel regularly
If youβre interested in the above roles, please email [email protected] with your LinkedIn, resume, and why you think youβre the best fit. Weβll be in touch if thereβs a match.
Events List
A curated list of upcoming AI events (view all events).
Featured in March:
ποΈ Tuesday, March 24th
πSan Francisco, California
Same format, West Coast edition. Hosted at iconic Waterbar on the Embarcadero with spectacular Bay Bridge views. Shared plates, bottles from the cellar, and fresh perspectives with fellow AI leaders.
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This Week in SF:
ποΈ Monday, March 23rd
π San Francisco, CA
The people building the voice AI pipeline rarely end up in the same room. CEOs and co-founders from Plivo (Venky B), Vapi (Nikhil Gupta), and Cartesia (Brandon Yang, PhD) go unscripted on what's actually working in production voice AI β and what's still broken. Full-duplex models, enterprise adoption, vertical vs. horizontal strategies. Panel at 6:30, networking and drinks before and after.
ποΈ Tuesday, March 24th
π AngelList HQ, San Francisco, CA
OpenClaw proved agents can work β now the question is what happens when they touch real tools, real data, and real money with no one watching. Constructive, Frontier Syndicate, and AngelList are hosting a curated evening of lightning demos and deep conversation on shipping agentic software. Lobster rolls. Space is limited.
ποΈ Wednesday, March 25th
π San Francisco, CA
Open-source AI infra for batch and training workloads, K8s, Slurm, and more. Speakers from Meta AI (Lucca Bertoncini), SkyPilot co-creator Zhanghao Wu, and CoreWeave's Senior PM for ML Products. Talks at 6, pizza and networking after. If you're running real workloads, this is your room.
This Week in NYC:
ποΈ Monday, March 23rd
π Google Chelsea Market, New York, NY
The NYC AI engineer community kicks off 2026 at Google's Chelsea Market HQ. Eng talks from Google (Lukas Geiger, Christopher Page), Modal (Jason Mancuso), and Galileo (Sudhir Tonse) on harness engineering, fault-tolerant LLM training, and runtime control. Light bites, pizza, and networking.
ποΈ Tuesday, March 24th
π Fabrik NYC, New York, NY
AI builders take the stage β 5 minutes to pitch a live project in front of founders, operators, and side-hustlers. Judges score, the crowd votes, and one person walks out with $1,000 cash. No polished decks required. Real demos strongly encouraged. Free admission.
ποΈ Saturday, April 4th
π Kings County, New York
βWhat happens when Lightning AI's frontier training infrastructure meets Validia's safety & security expertise?
βA hackathon where you build smarter, ship faster, and deploy agents in a secure manner.
βWe're excited to host a hackathon right here in New York City, where we'll challenge you and your team to build autonomous agents that work the way you work - faster than ever before.
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